The only thing we as free people need to know is how soon after Smith's hand met Rock's cheek did the Grammys organizers call and tell him he can come to the awards after all.
On August 26, 2005, Farley was posthumously awarded the 2,289th star on the , located in front of.
At least until Rock shows up at the Comedy Cellar or Smith shows up for a teary interview with Michael Strahan.